Sunday, 1 January 2017

Part 3: "The List" _ Part 3 of 4



Priyanka Chopra, the Quantico lead – at least that’s how people know her here said in a lot of her interviews with her even more Americanized accent that since her move here “there is a lot of education that is happening”.  (so much for shorter sentences ;)  And I definitely agree to that. Education is definitely happening. Like it will when you are acquainted to any new culture. Honestly I won’t even blame her for those rolled R’s and what may seem to many as “aff” pronunciations, it’s just so much simpler. It is.  Else you just land up repeating yourself. But I sure find myself smirk a little every time I hear some recent immigrant Indian try and want to make their accents sound American but instead just land up sounding awfully nasal and funny.

How am I getting educated? Well for one I am a Global citizen or at least that is what I thought. After all I am a Mumbaikar, how much more global can it get.  Mumbai has it all, doesn’t it? From street food to high end restaurants, from Vada Pav to Vietnamese, from high tech metros to leaky buses, from suave Sea Links to stinky creeks you find it all.  If I were to define Seattle or say the US I’ve seen until now in the simplest and the crudest of ways I’d say most of it looks like “Powai Hiranandani.”  Yep, there you go! As plain as one could put it.

So I am going to quickly list down the things I’ve found great, impressive and not so great in the almost half a year I have spent here….


-> Let me begin with Great : The things I find wonderful here

1) A country, an institute, an organization is only as good as its PEOPLE. People here seem awfully kind. The customer care representatives, staff, shop owners will make you feel like they really “listen” to you. They won’t seem morose or like they are doing you a favor by engaging with you when you step into their outlet to give them business.  Everyone definitely seems more responsible, disciplined and respectful not only to others but also to public property even Indians J. Whether it is ascending or getting off trains or buses, through doors, on the street, in queues, it shows. Perks of having lesser population and more resources.  Though that definitely can’t be sighted as reasons for the red paan (betel leaf) stains on newly constructed railway stations or lovers names being etched on the walls of forts.

2) Work Life Balance in its TRUE sense. Though you have HQ’s of FB, Microsoft, Amazon and other IT companies here, the lives of people here seem fairly relaxed. Google Maps will  pop up with a red even if there are merely four cars in front of you. And they call that Traffic!! You rarely end up stuck at the same signal more than once! Well if that’s traffic, then try the western express flyover in front of Oberoi Mall Goregaon from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. on any given day. We might as well have a new word coined. J

3) Respect for YOUR time. No ones in a hurry yet everyone’s on time. They’ll respect your time, apologize profusely even if you waited only for ten mins. 8 out of 10 times the bus will exactly be on its scheduled time. And I mean EXACTLY on time. The accuracy freaks me out at times especially after having waited for buses that arrive so royally and unapologetically late by an hour at times in fact many a times. And if you are wondering about the other two times the buses are late? Well in one case it’ll be not more than 2 mins later and incase it does delay more, that may be because of some ad hoc road block or pardonable road incident. We don’t realize it but it definitely helps us plan our day better. And since we are talking about public transport having the same smart card for trains and buses? Smart I’d say!

4) RESPECT for everyone in general. Even the homeless on the streets and that is what I love. We deny with respect. They accept with respect. Even if they are faking it, at least it is civil.  Thanks Giving, Christmas and New Years saw everything shut. Showrooms, restaurants, outlets almost everything.  People need to be home spending it with family and friends and not slogging it out in the name of profit.  Ever think we will like or have something like this on Diwali? And I say like with a reason….

5) NO ONE Cares. No one cares about what you are wearing, whether your hair is colored green on one side and shaven the other, whether you are dating someone younger to you or twice your age, about what you are doing in your personal life and even if they are interested they don’t show it at least. In short, you save yourself from being judged for no rime or reason by people you don’t give a dime about. Living your life as yours is way easier here.

6) How every apartment has a savior in a DISHWASHER. Period.


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